>at the graveyard
>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt
me: *holds it*
I'm 99.99% anger and 01.00% dank memes
(Guro/some irl gore)
((but mostly memes/weeb shit and witchy aesthetic ))
>at the graveyard
>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt
me: *holds it*
Venom may have 30% on rotten tomatoes but it’s certified fresh in my heart
Eddie: WE DO NOT YEET PEOPLE ACROSS THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY
Venom: YES WE DO
No amount of concealer can hide how tired I am of this planets bullshit
lissen the only thing scary in the Venom movie was when Eddie tore open a whole bag of frozen tater tots and aTE THEM RAW WITHOUT COOKING THEM
imagine Venom getting some teenager as a host, and then when he gets back to Eddie, it’s just him making vine references constantly
for example:
someone: hey eddie you want something to eat?
venom: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
eddie: excuse me what the fuck
venom, every time he’s fighting and gets hit: i can’t believe you’ve done this!!
eddie, stopping in the middle of the fight: what?????
annie: *stops venom from eating trash*
venom: a d a m!
eddie: ??????????
venom, every time they do gay shit: two bros, chillin in a body, 0 feet apart ‘cuz they’re gay
eddie: W H A T
